INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE, Read carefully before using THE CREEP ALERT™:
How the test is performed: it takes the activation of both test spots in one test character to fully test the beverage in question. Make sure both test spots are dry, and free of condensation from the drink container. Place drops of the beverage to be tested onto each spot using a swizzle stick or even one’s finger. Rub gently. Do not mix the chemicals from each spot together. They should remain separated for best results. Wait until dry. The test can take a few minutes to dry and get a result, be patient. If either spot turns to a DARKER BLUE COLOR, a positive test result has occurred. Many colored beverages will impart a slight hue to the test spots, this is not a positive result. Tap water and certain mineral waters may impart a transient blue hue to the test spots while the test is drying. This is not a positive result, and should dissipate when dry. When in doubt with any beverage, always discard. Always use common sense and:
NEVER LEAVE DRINK UNATTENDED.
DO NOT USE WITH ANY MILK PRODUCTS OR BEVERAGES CONTAINING MILK PRODUCTS, CRÈME OR OILY LIQUORS.
SOME FRUIT JUICES AND SOME WATERS MAY RENDER A FALSE POSITIVE RESULT.
FALSE POSITIVES, WARRANTY, AND NO LIABILITY
THE CREEP ALERT™ is an aid in attempting to identify the presence of illicit drugs in beverages. A positive test result indicates the probability of the presence of an illegal drug. However, there are occasions when the test will show a false reading. For example, any blue colored beverage or liquor can show a false reading when applied to THE CREEP ALERT™. Great care should be taken when a test is positive. As with any laboratory test, definitive decisions should not be based on any single result method. A positive result does not mean that the drink in question definitely contains the illicit drugs, but only that there is something detected that should not be present. THE CREEP ALERT™ positive reading should never be used as the sole basis for determining the existence of illegal drugs. Upon receiving a positive reading, do not consume the beverage.
The result of THE CREEP ALERT™ is for personal use and informational purposes only. Seller makes no representations as to the lawfulness or other consequences of the disclosure of the test results, or as to the reliance upon the results, prior to making use of the test.
Seller warrants that THE CREEP ALERT™ is free from defects in material and workmanship under normal use in strict accordance with the directions for use. This warranty is expressly in lieu of all other warranties expressed or implied including the warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular use and of all other obligations or liabilities on seller’s part. Seller neither assumes nor authorizes any other person to assume for it any other liability in connection with the sale of this product, and disclaims all other warranties and liability. No warranty of any kind shall apply to THE CREEP ALERT™ which has been subject to negligence, alteration, abuse, or misuse, except for rights set forth herein. Purchase of THE CREEP ALERT™ constitutes an agreement that no claim shall be made for damages, including but not limited to compensatory and exemplary damages, whether or not occasioned by seller’s fault.